training: day 31 - wanking?

i met an american in london last weekend in the london room. after chatting on msn for a few times, i was convinced i had discovered that american in london had a wanking pattern before going to sleep at around midnight gmt so i have secretly assigned a nickname, the midnight wanker, for ail.

two nights ago on msn when midnight wanker american in london was about to take off, i wrote:

"enjoy your nightly wank!"

apparently, that had offended american in london. i think i might have made it even worse by trying to defend explain what i meant:

"i think playing with oneself is very important. like doing yoga, it's part of self-discovery."

so after that, american in london and i never talked again.

i began to wonder if i have ever developed a wanking pattern. obviously, i was one of those who rushed to finish as soon as possible because i wanted to get out before getting caught. during my multi-orgasmic practice this week, i finally started to pay attention to the differences between prostate orgasms and ejaculatory orgasms. now the major task will be to separate them.

in between my deep inhales and exhales, i was still puzzled by wanking. was it really that offensive?

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previously on mmonk>>>
day 0 - reading the multi-orgasmic man
day 1 - discovering
day 2 - learning how to pee
day 5 - exercising
day 12 - finding the male Gspot
day 23 - slowing down

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